I'll be the new kid on an old block.

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

(Source: buttcaek)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

being hot

 

(Source: gizmoducky)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Robert Brownie Jr.

(Source: scenefux)

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

(Source: chickensandwich)